tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1741976915308148081.post5035600847887851896..comments2023-08-18T07:06:29.464-07:00Comments on I Slept with Robert DeNiro...but about my cancer: Jealously, Envy and WrinklesTrishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15592730353759832976noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1741976915308148081.post-69296034113634965572008-09-13T17:55:00.000-07:002008-09-13T17:55:00.000-07:00Gary, is this a class action suit? Can I join in?...Gary, is this a class action suit? Can I join in? Barbara (from Baltimore)Barbarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08330227079392875918noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1741976915308148081.post-56887483399661685832008-09-13T10:16:00.000-07:002008-09-13T10:16:00.000-07:00In a strange way, you seem more together than a lo...In a strange way, you seem more together than a lot of people out there who seem to have "the ideal life." When you get through with all this bs, you will have quite the story to tell...and you will tell it well...I can tell.Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17560614073319109150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1741976915308148081.post-1478882565432308332008-09-12T18:35:00.000-07:002008-09-12T18:35:00.000-07:00Gary,You're hilarious.Gary,<BR/>You're hilarious.LESLIEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05551550227842799612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1741976915308148081.post-42892060458270460622008-09-12T14:43:00.000-07:002008-09-12T14:43:00.000-07:00"Jealously, Envy and Wrinkles, Attorneys at Law, L..."Jealously, Envy and Wrinkles, Attorneys at Law, LLP"<BR/><BR/>Trish, I think you have a case here. I am no Larry H. Parker, but I feel your pain and I'm here for you, baby. They say, "no one can make you feel envious", to which I say, "Bullshit". Hey, I've been living in Los Angeles long enough to know the score. What's the point in driving the Bentley, if you can't leave someone jealous, miserable, with a little self loathing in your wake. I've been to the gym...I've seen those six packs. Who are they for? So, I've decided to file a class action suit and go after all of those "Successful", "Happy-Go-Lucky" people. Just who do they think they are? Well, I actually know who they think they are. And I am sick and tired of them inflicting such pain and suffering on the rest of us. Sure, they may have their health, their homes, their fabulous careers, and their brilliant children. I guess Porgy said it best, "I've got plenty of nothin'" (I'm familiar with the Gershwin folk opera, as we did an adaptation of Porgy and Bess as our senior musical at the Yeshiva I graduated from. Naturally, there was some controversy...being an all male cast.. and NO we did not do it in black face but we did wear our black hats...And we did agonize whether to correct the 'ebonics' to proper English, i.e."Bess you is my woman." Indeed?!? We decided to compromise and leave the lyrics alone, but instead sing them with Yiddish accents.In any case, unlike Porgy <BR/>and Jean Paul Sarte, 'nothin' ain't plenty for me'!!! Our day has come. We are going to sue those bastard for all they are worth. I'm also thinking, until our action settles,<BR/>we should get some tax relief...yeah, an Envy Tax credit to help level the playing field. And it occurs to me, perhaps we could get John Edwards to represent us. I understand that he's good and his calendar suddenly opened up. Hang in there Trish, I should be circulating petitions shortly. And who knows, with any luck, someday, someone may even envy us.<BR/>Love,<BR/>Garygaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17252183740990849323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1741976915308148081.post-45973831594180611552008-09-11T19:28:00.000-07:002008-09-11T19:28:00.000-07:00I'm not happy. I don't have cancer, but I'm not h...I'm not happy. I don't have cancer, but I'm not happy...and, your friend with the well-adjusted children and fulfilled husband - she's lying.Lylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15128805519035578728noreply@blogger.com